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{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}