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Estadio Municipal de ChapÃn is a multi-purpose stadium in Jerez, Spain. It is currently used mostly for football matches and is the home ground of\nXerez Deportivo FC. Xerez Deportivo are the current tenants and Xerez CD former tenants. The stadium holds 20,523 and it was opened on 28 June 1988.
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