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Alfred Wróbel was a Polish ice hockey player. He played for Górnik Katowice and GKS Katowice during his career. He also played for the Polish national team at the 1952 and 1956 Winter Olympics. Two of his brothers, Adolf and Antoni, also played for Poland at the Olympics; Adolf in 1956, and Antoni in 1952.
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William Hooper Young was a convicted American murderer. In 1903, he was convicted of the \"Pulitzer Murder\" in New York City and was sentenced to life imprisonment.
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