{"fact":"The cat who holds the record for the longest non-fatal fall is Andy. He fell from the 16th floor of an apartment building (about 200 ft\/.06 km) and survived.","length":157}
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{"fact":"Phoenician cargo ships are thought to have brought the first domesticated cats to Europe in about 900 BC.","length":105}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog\u2019s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.","length":177}
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{"fact":"You check your cats pulse on the inside of the back thigh, where the leg joins to the body. Normal for cats: 110-170 beats per minute.","length":134}
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