{"slip": { "id": 44, "advice": "If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}
{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}
{"fact":"Ancient Egyptian family members shaved their eyebrows in mourning when the family cat died.","length":91}
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{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}
{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":111}
{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
{"fact":"If a cat is frightened, the hair stands up fairly evenly all over the body; when the cat is threatened or is ready to attack, the hair stands up only in a narrow band along the spine and tail.","length":192}
{"slip": { "id": 64, "advice": "You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep."}}